1. Why is it that the phone always only rings once your totally immersed in your bathtub?
2. Why does the other queue always move faster?
3. Why is it that every time you hope to catch a good flick on TV on a particularly free day that nothing good is on?
4. Why does your entire friend circle remember to call you only when you’re totally pre-occupied with something extremely important?
5. Why is it that when you expect someone, anyone at all to call or message you that no one ever does so?
6. How do you know where the line is until you cross it?
7. Exactly which side of the coin is the flip-side?
8. Why is it that every time you want to prove to someone that something won’t work, it instantly starts working?
9. Why is it that every time you expect someone to be mind-blowingly funny, he always lets you down?
10. Why does it always itch the most in a place that is farthest to reach?
Answers,anyone?
2 comments:
i agree 2 all of 'em...
1. Why is it that the phone always only rings once your totally immersed in your bathtub?
Don't worry that is why the CELL PHONES are there, carry them with you into your bath.
2. Why does the other queue always move faster?
Coz, we only look ahead, GOD has put eyes on the front of our head, not back. So we tend to miss the queues left behind us.
3. Why is it that every time you hope to catch a good flick on TV on a particularly free day that nothing good is on?
Coz, everything GOOD is taken on Monday, while the free day comes at the end, Sunday.
4. Why does your entire friend circle remember to call you only when you’re totally pre-occupied with something extremely important?
Ofcourse, because you forget to call them when you are free.
5. Why is it that when you expect someone, anyone at all to call or message you that no one ever does so?
Oh, because the network is jammed. Remember, YAP a little less on the poor cell to keep the network unclogged for someone else to call someone who is expecting the call.
6. How do you know where the line is until you cross it?
By keeping your eyes open. Somnambulism is not curable.
7. Exactly which side of the coin is the flip-side?
The other side. And if it SHOLAY coin, it is either both sides or neither sides.
8. Why is it that every time you want to prove to someone that something won’t work, it instantly starts working?
In my childhood, this was called Murphy's law. Now it is TAARE ZAMEEN PAR, every item is SPECIAL.
9. Why is it that every time you expect someone to be mind-blowingly funny, he always lets you down?
"He"…. Men are like that, they will let you down always whenever you expect. Young ladies, remember, never expect men to be mind-blowingly funny, they are not.
10. Why does it always itch the most in a place that is farthest to reach?
Take a bath before you put mehandi on both your hands, no one needs to scratch your itch.
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